What’s On the Pine Valley Police Department Blotter?

The second smallest municipality in New Jersey, Pine Valley has 12 full-time residents, one famous golf course and a police department staffed by six officers who make an average of one to two arrests a year, according to a fascinating report in The Philadelphia Enquirer.

“We’re back in the woods here,” Pine Valley’s mayor, Michael B. Kennedy, told the paper. “So anything can happen.”